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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Airline
AirlineAirline VirusYou're in Dallas, but your luggage is in Singapore.飛機航線病毒:你在達拉斯,可你的行李在新加坡。注:航空公司管理混亂,象染了病毒一樣。Airline Pilot (to passengers): Folks, I’ve2008-03-15 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Aid
AidWith a man, a lie is a last resort; with a woman, it’s First Aid.對男人來說,說謊是最后一著;對女人來說,說謊是急救包。注:這樣說對女人不公平,說這句話的人就是在說謊。一種安眠藥(Sleep Aid)的盒上2008-03-15 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Aggressive
AggressiveI’m basically an optimist. I’d say the glass is half full. But I’m gonna find out who drank the other half and will sue his ass all the way up to the Supreme Court. So it’s safe to say2008-03-15 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Agent
AgentLife insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonight. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know."人..2008-03-15 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Agenda
AgendaDNA means: "Do Not Ask."DNA means: "Doing Nature's Agenda"DNA means: "Do Nothing Artificial."DNA意思是:不要問;DNA意思是:上衛(wèi)生間;DNA意思是:不要做作。2008-03-14 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Agency
AgencyI’d like to involve Billy in the government. I’ve been thinking of reorganizing and putting CIA and the FBI together. But Billy said he wouldn’t head up any agency he couldn’t spell.我想讓比2008-03-14 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Afterwards
AfterwardsI am most fond of talking and thinking; that is to say, talking first and thinking afterward.我最喜歡談話和思考了——就是說,先談話后思考。注:談話時候根本不思考。In Eastern countries a wom2008-03-14 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Afford
AffordPatient: Doc, can you cure me of compulsive lying?Psychologist: Yes, if you have enough money to afford the expensive treatment.Patient: No problem, I just won lottery yesterday.病人:醫(yī)生,你能2008-03-14 編輯:admin
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[牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞] 牛牛幽默英語記四級單詞:Affection
AffectionI would like to treat him like a treasure; and bury him with care and affection.我愿意象對待珠寶一樣對待他,充滿關(guān)愛深情地把他埋起來。注:你們班某個同學(xué)成績好,體育好,光芒四射,你有點兒嫉妒2008-03-14 編輯:admin