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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:He Knows the Answer
He Knows the Answer 他知道答案Teacher: Can you tell me anything about the great scientists of the 18th century?Pupil: Yes, sir, I can. They are all dead.教師:你能告訴我一些有關十八世紀的偉大科學家的2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:When Was Rome Built? 
When Was Rome Built? 羅馬是什么時候建成的?Teacher: When was Rome built?Tom: At night. Teacher : Who told you that? Tom: You did. You said Rome wasn't built in a day.教師:羅馬是什么時候建成的? 湯姆2008-04-21 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Correct 很對
Correct 很對Teacher: Jimmy, what are the three words which pupils use most often at school? Jimmy: I don't know. Teacher: Correct.教師:吉米,學生在學校里經常用的三個字是什么? 吉米:不知道…… 教師2008-04-21 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Nouns 名詞
Nouns 名詞Teacher: A noun is the name of a person or thing. Now, who can give me a noun?First boy: A cow. Teacher: Very good. Another noun? Second boy: Another cow.教師:名詞就是一個人或一種物的名稱。2008-04-21 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:An Abstract Noun 抽象名詞
An Abstract Noun 抽象名詞 Teacher: What's an abstract noun, Jane? Jane: I don't know, madam. Teacher: What , you don't know! Well. It's the name of a thing which you can think of but..2008-04-21 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Say Sir 要叫先生
Say Sir 要叫先生Teacher: (to a new boy) What's your name, my little fellow? New boy: Erbert Arris. Teacher: Always say 'sir' please, when you are speaking to master. It's more polite..2008-04-21 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Beer 啤酒
Beer 啤酒The Professor rapped on his desk and shouted: " Gentlemen, order!" The entire class yelled: " Beer!"教授敲打著桌子喊道:“諸位,請安靜!” 全班大聲喊:“啤酒!” [注]order 一詞可作"安靜2008-04-21 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:The Composition Class 作文課
The Composition Class 作文課The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on " the most beautiful thing I ever saw." The student who, of all the members of ..2008-04-21 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Who is That Woman? 那
Who is That Woman? 那女人是誰?The newlyweds entered the elevator of their Miami Beach hotel. The operator, a magnificent blonde, looked at them in surprise and said, "Why, hello, Teddy, how are you2008-04-21 編輯:echo