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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Whose Fault誰的錯
Teacher: Betty, you made so many mistakes in your exercises, surely your mother will blame you!Betty: Blame me? Oh, no. On the contrary, I'll blame her, because it was she that did my homework ..2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:A Special Football Match特
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream." "Why did it make you late?" inquired the..2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Guessing a Riddle猜謎
Teacher: Boys, I have a riddle to ask you. There's something wearing beautiful feather, and it can wake you up every morning. What is it, Tom? Tom: A feather duster, with which father wakes me ..2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:The Dean's Words 院長的話
Student A: If the Dean doesn't take back what he said to me this morning, I am going to leave college.Student B: What did he say? Student A: He told me to leave college.學生甲:如果院長不收回他今天早2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:I Don't Feel Like&nbs
"Gerald," asked the teacher, "what is the shape of the earth?" "It's round," answered Gerald. "How do you know it's round?" continued the teacher. &..2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:An Essential Correction 實
Teacher: Walter, why don't you wash your face? I can see what you had for breakfast this morning. Walter: What was it? Teacher: Eggs. Walter: Wrong, teacher. That was yesterday.教師:沃爾特,你為什么2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:Typing 打字
Typing 打字Teacher: Your typing is improving, Mary. There are only seventeen mistakes here. Mary: That's great! Teacher: And now I'll look at the second sentence.老師:瑪麗,你的打字有進步。這兒只有2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:An Absolute Zero 零分
An Absolute Zero 零分Student: I don't think I deserve an absolute zero. Professor: Neither do I, but it is the lowest mark that I am allowed to give.學生:我認為我不應該得零分。教授:我也這么認為,但2008-04-22 編輯:echo
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[幽默故事] 英文幽默:How many? 還有多少?
How many? 還有多少?Teacher: If you had five chocolate bars, and your younger sister asked you for one, how many would you have left? Terry: Five!老師:假如你有五塊巧克力,你妹妹問你要一塊,你還剩幾塊2008-04-22 編輯:echo