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How many Keynesian economists does it takes to change a light bulb? All of them. Because that will generate employment and therefore more consumption, shifting the aggregate demand to the right.
換一個燈泡需要多少名凱恩斯主義經濟學家？全部。因為這將擴大就業，增加消費，并使總需求曲線向右移動。
Do you know what economists call a lottery? The Idiot Tax
經濟學家管彩票叫什么？傻瓜稅。
Why did God create economists ? In order to make weather forecasters look good.
上帝為什么創造經濟學家？為了讓天氣預報看起來不那么糟。
A physicist, a chemist, and an economist are stranded on a desert island without food or supplies. A can of beans washes up on the beach. The physicist suggests that they improvise a machine to bash a hole in the can. The chemist suggests that they find a combination of substances that will weaken the metal. The economist says, "assume a can opener..."
三個人困在沒有食物和給養的荒島上，他們分別是物理學家、化學家和經濟學家。這時，一罐豆子沖上了沙灘。物理學家提議搭建一個機器在罐子上打洞。化學家提議找出一種物質組合來腐蝕金屬。經濟學家說，“假如我們有個開罐器…”
An economist, a philosopher, a biologist, and an architect were arguing about what was God's real profession. The philosopher said, "Well, God is a philosopher, because he created the principles by which man is to live." "Ridiculous!", said the biologist. "Before that, God created man and woman and all living things, so clearly he was a biologist." "Wrong",said the architect. "Before that, he created the heavens and the Earth. Before the Earth, there was only confusion and chaos!" "Well", said the economist,"where do you think the chaos came from?"
經濟學家、哲學家、生物學家和建筑師爭論上帝的職業是什么。哲學家說：“上帝是哲學家，因為他創造了人們生活的準則。”“胡說！”生物學家說，“在那之前上帝就創造了人類和其它生物。他肯定是名生物學家。”“錯。”建筑師說，“在那之前，他從混沌中建造了天堂和大地。”經濟學家：“呵呵。那你覺得是誰制造了混亂？”
