Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor.
一位婦人抱著BABY到一間婦產科。醫生問婦人說：BABY是吃母乳還是牛奶啊？
"Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman.

婦人：吃母乳！
"Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered.
醫生：那請你把衣服脫下來。
"What? ...But why?"
婦人：啊？為什么？
"Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you."
醫生：請你不用緊張，這里是婦產科，絕不會對你有任何侵犯的。
The woman reluctantly took off her clothes.
婦人半信半疑的脫去了上衣。
The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!"
醫生用他的手在婦人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。對這婦人說：難怪BABY會營養不良，你根本就沒有母乳嘛！
The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"
婦人：廢話！我當然沒有母乳，我是BABY的小姨！