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1.Groceries
1.采購
A woman makes a list of things she needs and then goes to the store and buys these things.
女人：女人會根據需要列出購物單，去超市里買這些東西。
A man waits until the only items left in his fridge are half a lemon. Then he goes grocery shopping. He buys everything that looks good.
男人：男人會等到冰箱里只剩下半個檸檬。然后去超市買東西。他會把那些看著不錯的東西都買下來。
2.Money
2.金錢
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
男人：用得著的東西，要是值1塊錢卻賣2塊，男人也會買。
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
女人：用不著的東西，要是值2塊錢卻只賣1塊，女人也會買。
3.Bathrooms
3.浴室
A man has at most 6 items in his bathroom -- a toothbrush, toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of Dial soap, and a towel from the Holiday Inn.
男人：男人的浴室里有6樣東西：一把牙刷、刮胡膏、刮胡刀、一塊Dial牌肥皂、一塊從假日酒店里順手牽羊的毛巾。
The average number of items in a typical woman's bathroom is 437. A man would not be able to identify most of these items.
女人：在一個典型女人的浴室，平均會有437樣物品。男人認不出其中的絕大多數。
4.Dressing Up
4.穿戴整齊
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
女人：女人在做以下事情時，都會穿戴整齊，買東西，澆花，倒垃圾，接電話，讀書，取信。
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
男人穿戴整齊時，他是要去參加婚禮或者葬禮。
5.The Telephone
5.電話
Men see the telephone as a communications tool. They use the telephone to send short messages to other people.
男人：對男人來說，電話是溝通的工具。他們用電話給別人發短信。
A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.
女人：女人可以在在朋友家住了兩周之后，一回到家就給同一個朋友打電話，一打就是仨小時。
6.Nicknames
6.昵稱
If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.
女人：要是勞蕊，琳達，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉出去吃飯，她們互相稱呼勞蕊，琳達，伊麗莎白和芭芭拉。
If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.
男人：要是馬克，克瑞斯、埃瑞克和湯姆出去吃飯，他們會互相親密地稱作胖子、惡狼、癩頭和廢材。
7.Maturity
7.成熟
Women mature much faster then men. Most 17-year-old females can function as adults.
女人：她們比男人成熟得早很多。大部分17歲的姑娘已經和成年女性差不多了。
Most 17-year-old males are still trading baseball cards and giving each other wedgies after gym class. This is why high school romances rarely work.
男人：大部分17歲的小伙子還熱衷于交換棒球卡、在體育課之后打打鬧鬧。這也就是為什么高中時期的戀情很少有結果。
8.Marrige
8.婚姻
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人：女人嫁給一個男人，希望他能改變，可他變不了。
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! And she does.
男人：男人娶了一個女人，希望她永遠不變，可她卻變了。
9.Admitting Mistakes
9.承認錯誤
Women will sometimes admit making a mistake.
女人：女人有時會認錯。
The last man who admitted he was wrong was General George Custer.
男人：上一個承認自己錯了的男人要追溯到卡斯特將軍（死于19世紀后期）。
10.Success
10.成功
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
男人：成功的男人是能掙比他太太花得更多的錢的。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
女人：成功的女人是能找得到這么個男人。
