One day a ten-year-old child asked his mother, "Mom, what is a synonym?" "What? You even don't know what a synonym is? How foolish you are. When I describe you as foolish, I mean you're silly, stupid. Now you know what a synonym is ?" "Yes, a synonym is using bad language." The child concluded.
一天, 一個10歲的孩子問母親:"媽,什么是同義詞?" "你說什么?竟然連同義詞都不懂!真是個笨蛋。我說你是個笨蛋,就是說你是個傻瓜,是個蠢貨。你現在明白同義詞的意思了嗎?" "明白了。同義詞就是罵人。"
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