"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."
“孩子,你為什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了嗎?” “沒有,老師。可是你昨天說你告訴我的知識都是一個耳朵里進,一個耳朵里出,所以我要把它堵在里面。”
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