A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road.
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一個(gè)男人在一條陡峭狹窄的山路上駕車,一個(gè)女人相向駕車而來(lái)。
As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!"
他們相遇時(shí),那個(gè)女的從窗中伸出頭來(lái)叫到:“豬!!”
The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, "WITCH(女巫)!!"
那個(gè)男的立即從窗中伸出頭來(lái)回敬道:“女巫!!”
They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the middle of the road.
他們繼續(xù)前行。這個(gè)男的在下一個(gè)路口轉(zhuǎn)彎時(shí),撞上了路中間的一頭豬。
If only men would listen.
要是這個(gè)男的能聽(tīng)懂那個(gè)女人的意思就好了。


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