A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."

The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him — he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned."

The guy from the back seat said, "I told you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

一個家伙開車的時候警察追了上來。這個家伙搖開窗戶問警察：“怎么了，警官？”

“沒事，我觀察到了你的安全駕駛技術，很高興你獲得了價值5000美元的安全駕駛獎。祝賀你！你認為你要拿這筆錢去做什么？”

他想了一會說“哦，我覺得，我應該去考駕照”。

坐在副駕駛位的女士說"別在意他說的，他喝醉了酒說胡話呢.

“后面座位的家伙說”我告訴你，偷來的車我們走不遠的。”

此時，行李箱出現了敲擊聲并傳出一個模糊不清的聲音：“我們穿過了邊境了嗎？”