開心一笑:我想我得配副眼鏡

時間:2011-11-08 15:52:18 來源:國際在線編輯:Jasmine ? 可可英語APP下載 | 可可官方微信:ikekenet

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Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.

Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.

病人：“醫生，我想我得配副眼鏡。”
銀行職員：“你當然需要！這里是銀行。”

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