The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor'."
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency'."
"My son is a cardinal." continued the next one. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence'.
" The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, " she said. "When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God'!"
四位牧師的母親聚到一起談論她們的兒子?!拔业膬鹤邮莻€教士,”第一位母親自豪地說道,“他進入房間,人們都說,‘您好,閣下’。”
第二為母親說:“我的兒子是位主教。他進入房間,人們都稱,‘您好,大人’?!?/FONT>
“我的兒子是位紅衣主教,”第三位母親接著說,“他走進房間,人們都說,‘您好,尊敬的主教大人’?!?/FONT>
第四位母親略思片刻?!拔业膬鹤由砀吡⒊呤w重三百磅,”她說,“他要是走入房間,人們都說‘哦,我的上帝!’”