Vacationing on the island of Oahu, we were waiting in our tour bus for some stragglers to show up. A man, obviously not with our group, approached the bus and was about to board. How would our driver handle the situation, we wondered. Straight-faced, he leaned toward the door and asked, "Going to the nudist Colony, sir?"

　　"Oh, no," replied the would-be passenger, retreating quickly.

　　"Works every time," the driver said with a wink.

在瓦湖島上度假時，我們坐在旅游車里等候掉隊的人。一位男子，明顯不是和我們一起的，朝旅游車走來并要上車。司機會怎么處理這種情況呢？我們都拭目以待。司機拉長了臉，向車門靠過去，問道：“先生，是去裸體營地嗎？”

　 “哦，不，”剛想乘車的男子回答說，迅速轉身而逃。

　 “每次都管用，”司機眨巴了一下眼睛說。