A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But, officer, I just wanted to say,..." "And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

警察在小鎮(zhèn)上攔下了一個(gè)在主街上減速駕駛的人，“但是，警官，”那個(gè)男子說道：“我能解釋原因。”“閉嘴”，警察不耐煩地說道“我得把你關(guān)進(jìn)牢房讓你坐冷板凳，直到警長回來?！钡?，警官，我想說的是……”“我告訴過你讓你閉嘴。你得進(jìn)監(jiān)獄?！睅讉€(gè)小時(shí)后，警察來看那個(gè)被關(guān)押的男子，“你很幸運(yùn)，警長去參加他女兒的婚禮了，他回來時(shí)心情會(huì)很好?！薄安灰崮羌铝恕北魂P(guān)押的男子說道：“我正是新郎”。