Bloomer Pants
If fashion criminals ran bordellos, this is what the, er, ladies, would wear. Or at least, they would – if The Fashion Police hadn't seized these trousers and thrown them into the Fashion Police jail, where they're doomed to remain for a very long time. We hope you'll all sleep better tonight knowing they're safely under lock and key. If you absolutely MUST set them free, though, bail is set at £330 and is payable to Yoox.com.

燈籠褲
如果時尚罪犯逃出妓院，這就是，呃，那些妓女們要穿的。或者，至少她們會穿- 如果時尚警察沒有逮住這些褲子，沒能把這些褲子扔在時尚警察監(jiān)獄里，那么這些褲子注定要流行很長一段時間了。我們希望你們知道這些褲子被鎖在了一個很安全的地方，今晚都能睡個好覺。如果你絕對得給這些褲子自由，那么，保釋金是330英鎊，支付給Yoox.com網(wǎng)站就好。