A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"

一位女士向警方報案，說她的丈夫失蹤了。警方趕來問明情況。她向警方做了描述，說他的丈夫身高6英尺有2，金色卷發(fā)，對人一笑，人見人愛。然后警方又去隔壁打聽，以求驗證。隔壁的太太告訴警察，說：“別信她的，他的丈夫身高也不過5.4英尺。頭發(fā)都沒了，一臉的苦相，愁眉不展。”說完，鄰居走了。警察又回過頭來問這位太太，為什么要向警方撒謊。太太說：“因為我只是向你們報了案，又沒有說讓你們替我把他找加來！”