17. How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
假如沒有酒鬼的話大海要深多少啊！

18. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
鷹翔九天，但是鼬鼠從不會卷入飛機引擎。

19. What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
假如你兩次被嚇得半死，會發生什么事呢？

20. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
通靈之人為什么還要問你的姓名呢？

21. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
每個老年人心里都會有一個年輕人在問：“怎么會發生這檔子破事？”

22. Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
只需記住——假如這個世界不是一張網，我們都會掉落。

23. Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
光速快于音速。這就是為什么你在聽到他人的發言后才會意識到他們的存在。

24. Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos.
生活并不太像一盒巧克力。它更像一罐墨西哥辣椒。