8 things you'll never hear a woman say

8) What do you mean today's our anniversary?
啊？今天是我們結婚紀念日？

7) Can we not talk to each other tonight? I'd rather just watch TV.
我們今天晚上能不能不要聊天、只看電視啊？

6) Ohh, this diamond is way to big!
哦！這顆鉆石實在是太大了！

5) Can our relationship get a little more physical? I'm tired of being 'just friends'
我們的關系能不能有點實質性的進展？我受夠了“我們只是朋友”。

4) Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small?
親愛的，你會不會覺得這件衣服顯得我屁股太小？

3) Aww, don't stop for directions, I'm sure you'll be able to figure out how to get there.
哦！不要停下來問路吧，我相信你肯定能找到去那兒的路。

2) I don't care if it's on sale, 300 dollars is way to much for a designer dress.
我才不管是不是現在是不是打折呢！300美元買一件名牌裙子也太貴了！

1) Hey, pull my finger!
唉，我要放屁咯！（美國人暗示別人自己要放屁時用pull my finger，非常地道的美語哦！）