上班就是化妝一小時，補妝一小時，保養一小時，

打電話一小時，回電話一小時，冥想一小時。

One hour for making up,one hour for redoing the make-up,

one hour for doing my facial,one hour for making calls,

one hour for answering calls, and another hour for daydreaming.

That's how I spend a workday.

上班就是老板需要我給他足夠的理由開會，

我需要老板給我足夠的理由開溜。

Bosses need me to find him enough reasons for having meetings,

and I need him to give me enough reasons to slope away.

That's how I spend a workday.

上班就是一天可以做不完一件事，

卻不可以不喝完一杯咖啡。

You don't need to finish a thing in a whole day,

but you should have enough time for a cup of coffee。

That's how I spend a workday.

這就是我們的上班生活。

That's our job.