[9] Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

[10] Everybody is somebody else's weirdo.

[11] Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

[12] Don't be irreplaceable--if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

[13] Eat one live frog the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

[14] Everything can be filed under miscellaneous.

[15] You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.

[16] When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question "how would adventure star Indiana Jones handle this?"

[17] I don't have an attitude problem. you have a perception problem.

不要插手兇龍惡獸的事，因為你是松脆的，而被涂上番茄醬后味道好極了。

每個人在別人眼中都是怪物。

千萬別和白癡爭論。他們會把你拉低到和他們同等的水平，再用經驗擊敗你。

切勿成為不可替代的人－－如果沒人能取代你，你便無法得到提升。

如果早晨第一件事就是吃一只活青蛙，那么余下的一天便不會有更糟的事發生了。

每件東西都可歸入雜項。

老板偶然來到你的辦公桌時，你總是在做一些無關緊要的事。

碰到難題時，把它簡化成這樣一個問題——“驚險片明星印第安那·瓊斯會怎樣處理？”－－你就能比較容易地解決它了。

不是我的態度有問題，而是你的感覺有問題。