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Thank you,thank you,oh boy.Tony,yes.I'm gonna read y'all some really real police reports in our brand-new segment,Oh Puh-lice
謝謝 謝謝大家 Tony 在 我將給大家讀一些真實(shí)的報(bào)警記錄 哦 Puh-lice
all right,these are all form the police blotter section of the different news papers and unfortunately,they are real
好 來(lái)看這些全部摘自不同新聞報(bào)紙中的警務(wù)報(bào)道 非常不幸吶 他們是真的
This is from Rochester New Hampshire,2:58 pm
這個(gè)是來(lái)自新汗布什爾州羅徹斯特的報(bào)道 下午兩點(diǎn)五十八分
The Learning Center on Hanson Street reports a man across the way stands at his window for hours making parents nervous
位于漢森街的一個(gè)學(xué)習(xí)中心報(bào)警說(shuō) 街對(duì)面有個(gè)男人一直站在他家窗戶(hù)那兒偷窺 搞得家長(zhǎng)們很緊張
Police ID'd the subject as a cardboard cut-out of Arnold Schwarzenegger,real
警察出警后才發(fā)現(xiàn)那原來(lái)是施瓦辛格的紙板像 真的哦
they also reported a guy with really loose arms and legs blowing outside of a car dealership
他們還報(bào)道過(guò)有一四體不分 有傷風(fēng)化的“男子” 充滿(mǎn)氣站在汽車(chē)經(jīng)銷(xiāo)商店外面
They got that guy,they got him
警察抓了“他” 確實(shí)抓了啊
This is from Wisonsin Rapids Wisconsin,these are real,from 5:09 pm
這是來(lái)自威斯康星拉皮茲 這也是真的 下午五點(diǎn)零九分
A nekoosa woman reports a relative keeps bothering her and asking her questions
一名尼庫(kù)薩女子報(bào)警說(shuō)一個(gè)親戚不停地?zé)┧?還不停問(wèn)她問(wèn)題
Oh my god,you can call the police for that
天哪 你這樣也都可以報(bào)警
it's gonna make the holidays easier for a lot of people,that keep that in mind
你只會(huì)讓大家看你笑話(huà) 記住我說(shuō)的話(huà)
