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Well, I'd like to say it in a different way,But it's Ye Olde wedding watch
本來是想換個說法的 但是這么說更英國化
But sometimes I'll say other words,This is true,Don't think
不過有時候我會換個說法 我說真的 別以為
This is a joke just because I messed up the whole beginning
我開玩笑的 因為我沒有開個好頭
I got a letter,This is from the New England genealogical
我收到了一封信 信的地址是新英格蘭宗譜協會
Society which of course I thought it was from my lady doctor
所以顯然我認為是我的婦科醫生給我寫的
And so I said why was she writing me,Turns out means family
她為什么要給我寫信 結果這個詞是家族的意思
So anyway,Hold on to you crumps everybody,This is really exciting,This is true
所以無論任何 各位穩住了 這真的很激動人心 我沒騙你
Dear Ellen,Our trusty genealogist have been working on Kate Middleton's genealogy with the big royal wedding coming up
親愛的Ellen 隨著隆重的皇家婚禮臨近 我們德高望重的 系譜學家一直在研究Kate Middleton系譜
As we were doing the research, we discovered that you are related to Kate via a man named sir Thomas Fairfax's wife Agnes Gascoigne
在調查的途中 我們發現由于 你是皇妃家的遠房親戚通過 Thomas Fairfax爵士和他的妻子Agnes Gascoigne的關系
You were distant cousins,You are 15th,But cousin is still the same
你是她遠房的表姐 中間大概隔了15重關系 但你還是她表姐
Sincerely Tom Shampole from the New England Historic Genealogical Society
來自新英格蘭宗譜協會的Tom Shampole
So how about that,I'm related to Kate,I'm definitely invited to the wedding now
瞧見沒 我是未來王妃的親戚 我肯定會被邀請參加婚禮
Well between the Packer's wining Super Bowl and this I'm having a good week
再加上包裝工隊贏得了超級碗 我這一周過的很滋潤
So Kate,cuz,Let me know where you're registered first of all
Kate 表妹 要登記注冊的話先和我說下
cause I have a Pier 1 and a Target real,real close to my house
我家附近有Pier1和Target家具店
And let me know if you need me to plan a bachelorette party
如果你需要舉辦單身派對一定要告訴我
cause I found some straws that shape like...well never mind
因為我找到了一些吸管的形狀很像 算了 不說了
I'm so excited, I'm so so excited,Oh，I'm so excited I forgot to dance
我很激動 我太激動了 我激動得都忘記跳舞了
