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And then I did that thing where you call your phone and you are listening for it.
然后我就打給我的手機 聽它在哪里
And, um, you know,so I had my ear all over on the sofa cushions,and by the drawers,and then I had my ear on the ground.
你知道 然后我把我的耳朵貼在沙發墊上聽了個遍 也趴在抽屜邊聽 然后還趴在地上聽
It was like Tonto waiting for hurt a buffalo or something.
這就像游俠唐托在伺機傷害只水牛之類的一樣
And after that you know you still haven't found it.
就算如此 你還是沒找到你的手機
And you really really start to panic.And then you remember there is like,
你就真心開始恐慌了 然后你記起來
a picture on your phone that you took last weekend in Vegas
你手機里有一張上周在維加斯拍的照片
that you probably should have erased.Cause remember what happens in Vegas only saves in Vegas if you hit delete.
本來應該刪掉的 因為要是你刪了 那么在維加斯發生的一切都只是在記憶里而已
So at this point you are losing hope.And you start to wonder about your iPhone.
所以這時候 你覺得肯定找不到了 你就會開始想你的手機
And how many calls have I missed?Do I getting messages?Is it losing its charge?
有多少未接來電 新短信嗎 是不是快沒電了
Is it getting cold?Is it thinking about me?
手機是不是降溫了 它考慮過我的感受嗎
And after finally all all that you realize it was in your front pocket.
在最后的最后 你突然想起來它就在你的上衣口袋里
All along.Is that?UhIt's the worst thing.If your phone's in your pocket right now,Hold on tight.Cause we are about to dance.
它一直都在 是這樣嗎 哦 這是最糟糕的事了 如果你的手機現在就在你口袋里 你得緊緊抓住它 因為我們要跳舞了
