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The Doctor's Advice
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Once, an old gentleman went to see a doctor. The doctor examined him and said:"Medicine won't help you. You must have a complete rest. Go to a quiet country place for a month, go to bed early, drink milk, walk a lot, and smoke just one cigar a day."
從前，一位老紳士去看醫生。醫生做完檢查，說道：“藥物對您沒用。您得完全休息。到安靜的鄉間去住上一個月，早點睡，喝牛奶，多散步，一天就抽一支雪茄。”
"Thank you very much," said the old gentleman, "I shall do everything you say."
“多謝?！崩霞澥空f，“我會照你說的做?！?/div>
A month later the gentleman came to the doctor again. "How do you do!" said the doctor, "I am very glad to see you. You look much younger."
一個月后，老紳士又來到醫生這里?！澳茫 贬t生說，“很高興見到您。您顯得年輕多了?！?/div>
"Oh, doctor," said the gentleman, "I feel quite well now. I had a good rest. I went to bed early, I drank a lot of milk, I walked a lot. Your advice certainly helped me. But you told me to smoke one cigar a day, and that one cigar a day almost killed me at first. It's no joke to start smoking at my age."
“啊，醫生，”紳士說，“我現在感覺很不錯。我休息得很好。睡得早，喝了很多牛奶，散步也很多。你的建議的確對我起了作用?？赡銓ξ艺f，每天吸一支雪茄，一開始真要了我的命。我這把年紀了，學著抽雪茄可不是開玩笑的事?！?
