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A professor and his students
教授和他的學生
A Grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.
一個研究生，一個博士后和一位教授正步行穿過一個城市公園。他們發現了一盞古油燈。他們把燈擦了擦，冒出一陣煙，跳出一個妖怪來。
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."
妖怪說：“我通常只滿足三個愿望。所以，我可以幫你們每個人實現一個愿望。”
"Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes in bikini." Poof! He's gone.
“我先說！我先說！”研究生說。“我想去巴哈馬群島，駕駛著一艘游艇，上面有一位美女，穿著比基尼曬太陽。”噗！他不見了。
"Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone.
“下面該我說了！下面該我說了！”博士后說。“我想去夏威夷，躺在沙灘上放松，一邊有個人跳草裙舞，另一邊放著邁泰雞尾酒。”噗！他也不見了。
"You're next," the Genie says to the professor.
“下面該你了。”妖怪對教授說。
The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."
教授說：“我想讓這兩個家伙中飯后回到實驗室。”
