1. Leave a stack of old applications and a note saying, “Install these”
留一堆沒用的舊軟件和一張寫著“安裝這些”便條

2. Staple your reports in the wrong corner
用訂書釘訂報告的時候訂在錯誤的一角

3. Put tape over the mouse optics
在光學鼠標上粘上膠帶

4. Unplug a co-worker’s monitor
拔掉某個同事的顯示器接線

5. Talk to sick employees while wearing a dust mask
和生病的員工講話時帶上一個防塵面具

6. Turn your earphones up all the way
把你的耳機音量調到最大，從早到晚帶著耳機

7. Burn popcorn in the microwave
用微波爐爆（焦）爆米花

8. “Forget” to put your tuna sandwich in the fridge
“忘記”在冰箱里放上你的金槍魚三明治

9. Turn up the beep volume of the copier
把復印機“嗶”的音量放大

10. Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier
清空打印機/復印機的紙

11. Empty the ink or toner out of the main printer/copier
倒空打印機/復印機的墨或炭粉

12. Practice beat boxing
練習節奏口技

13. Sing show tunes
唱舞臺音樂劇

14. Hang up the phone before they say, “good bye”
在對方說再見之前掛斷電話

15. Slurp hot coffee during meetings
開會的時候出聲地啜熱咖啡

16. Walk around the office barefooted
光腳在辦公室里四處走

17. Empty out a co-workers office on a Friday afternoon
星期五下午把某個員工的辦公室清空

18. Misplace peoples pens
把人們的筆放錯地方

19. Insert a 3.5″ disk before they turn on their computer
在他們打開電腦之前插進一張軟盤

20. Glue their mouse to the desk
把他們的鼠標粘在桌子上