A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
"I couldn't help noticing how happy you look,"she says.
"What's your secretfor a long,happy life?”
"I smoke three packs a day,drink a case of whiskey a week,
eat fatty foods and never exercise."
“Wow,that's amazing,"says the woman.
"How old are you?”
"Twenty-six."
一位女士走向坐在門廊的椅子上搖晃的小老頭。
“我無意中發(fā)現(xiàn),你是多么幸福,”
那女士說。“你幸福而長壽的秘密是什么?”
“我每天抽三包煙,每周喝一箱威士忌,
吃高脂肪食品,而且從來不曾鍛煉。”
“哦,真神奇,”女士說。“你高壽?”
“二十六。”
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