這些搞笑的神回復說成英語，你還能認出它們嗎？

做這期節目的時候，我的笑聲響徹云霄，請原諒我的笑點太低。這些神回復的腦回路已經超出了天際，但如果將這些回復換成英文，你可以感受下，還能聽出它們嗎？

New Words:
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Amputation n. 切斷, (醫)截肢
Where can you find the most beautiful girls in China?
Wechat Moments
中國哪里的姑娘最漂亮？
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What animals on earth cannot swim?
Your wife and your mother.
問世上不會游泳的動物是？
媳婦和媽。
What is the coolest thing to say after you got hit by a car and managed to stand up again?
Next!
如果被車撞飛，爬起來之后說什么最帥？
下一輛！
By what means can I lose 20 kilograms in a month?
Amputation.
如何一個月減肥40斤？
截肢
I wanna keep a parrot as pet. What would be cool to teach it to say?
Help! They've turned me into a parrot!
想養一只鸚鵡，教它說一些什么話好？
救命，我被變成鸚鵡了！

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