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Lame jokes 冷笑話
William likes to tell lame jokes, but at least his girlfriend pretends to laugh.
William喜歡講冷笑話，但至少她女朋友還會假裝笑。

Lame adj. 沒說服力的
Stephen makes lame excuses every time he makes mistakes.
Stephen每次犯錯，都會找不靠譜的理由。

Corny adj. 老套的，乏味的
I know it’s a corny joke but I have to laugh.
我知道這是個老掉牙的笑話，但我必須得笑啊。

Examples of Lame Jokes
冷笑話舉例

Why was the stadium so cold?
體育館為什么這么冷？
Because there were a lot of fans.
因為有很多Fans.

Why can't a bike stand up on it's own?
自行車為什么不能站起來？
Because it's two tired.
因為它是兩個輪的。
two tired聽起來像too tired.

What are the strongest days of the week?
一周中最強(qiáng)的是哪些天？
Saturday and Sunday, the rest are week days.
是周六和周天，因為其他天都是工作日。
week days聽起來像weak days.

What do you call a bee that was born in the United States?
在美國出生的蜜蜂叫什么？
A USB.
USB...