聽(tīng)完這些毒舌漫畫的句子，我受到了一萬(wàn)點(diǎn)傷害

New Words:
jellyfish n. 水母；
buffalo n.水牛；
despite prep. 盡管，不管
athletic adj. 運(yùn)動(dòng)的，運(yùn)動(dòng)員的；

01.The fact that jellyfish have survived for 650 million years despite not having brains is
great news for stupid people.
蠢也沒(méi)那么可怕，畢竟水母木有腦子，也活了6.5億年。

02.It is impossible to lose weight just be eating salads. Ever looked at buffaloes? They eat only grass.
只吃沙拉是不可能減肥的，沒(méi)看見(jiàn)牛嗎？它們只吃草

03. How to get a woman mad in two easy steps :
a. Take a picture of her
b. Don't show it to her
如何逼瘋一個(gè)姑娘？
a. 給她拍照
b.不給她看

04.I'm so athletic. I surf the Internet.
我是個(gè)運(yùn)動(dòng)健將。我熱衷于沖浪，不過(guò)是在網(wǎng)上。

05. I have a rule: If temperature is less than my age, I don't get out of bed.
我有一個(gè)原則, 當(dāng)氣溫低于我的年齡時(shí),我就不起床。

06. I've never been in love, but I imagine it's similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
我從沒(méi)有談過(guò)戀愛(ài), 但我想這種感覺(jué)相當(dāng)于目睹服務(wù)員—— 端著你的食物向你走來(lái)。

07. Top 4 wishes:
a. To earn money without working.
b. To be smart without studying.
c. To love without being hurt.
d. To eat without getting fat.
四個(gè)最想實(shí)現(xiàn)的愿望：
a.不勞而獲
b.不學(xué)有術(shù)
c.相愛(ài)無(wú)傷
d.狂吃不胖

08. Of course I am in shape! Round is a shape.
我當(dāng)然很有型,胖也是一種形嘛!

09. Strength is the ability to break chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands and
eat just one of those pieces.
真的勇士就是可以徒手將巧克力掰成四瓣,卻只吃其中一塊。

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