孩子對我們意味著什么？

在我們之前的節目中，有這樣一句話：

Susan: But you know what they say about kids? That you can't imagine having them Until you do, and then you can't imagine life without them? It's true. All I'm saying is, maybe this is a blessing in disguise.
但你知道人們怎么說孩子們嗎？你無法想象擁有他們的生活。直到你真的有了，接著你又無法想象沒有他們的生活。真是這樣的。我是說，也許這次是因禍得福。
《絕望主婦 第一季 第二十集》

在沒有孩子之前，不少人都沒有想過要孩子。因為孩子意味著一大堆麻煩還有生活質量在一定程度的下降。而有孩子的人，雖然承受著育兒的艱辛與痛苦，但同時也享受著天倫之樂。孩子們天真可愛的表情，話語，都深深的打動著我們。
接下來，我們就來聽幾個關于孩子們的笑話：

重點詞匯
mark n. 記號; 斑點; 成績; 標準;
tap vt. 輕敲；輕拍

1. The little boy wasn't getting good marks in school. One day he made the teacher quite surprised. He tapped her on the shoulder and said ..."I don't want to scare you, but my daddy says if I don't get better grades, somebody is going to get a spanking."

2. Teacher: You copied from Fred's exam paper didn't you ?
Pupil: How did you know ?
Teacher: Fred's paper says "I don't know" and you have put "Me, neither"!

3. Once a teacher told her students, "Use a word ten times, and it shall be yours for life."
From somewhere in the back of the room, came a small male voice chanting, "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda."

1.有個小男孩在學校成績不好。有一天，他讓老師很驚訝。他輕輕拍了拍她的肩膀說：“我不想嚇唬你，但是我爸爸說如果我得不到更好的成績，就會有人被打屁股?！?br />
2.老師：你抄襲了弗萊德的試卷，不是嗎？
學生：你怎么知道的？
老師：弗萊德的報紙上寫著“我不知道”，而你卻寫道：我也是。

3.有一次，一位老師對她的學生說：“用一個詞十次，它將終生屬于你?！睆姆块g后面的某個地方傳來一個小小的男孩的聲音，喊著：“阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達，阿曼達?！?br />

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