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Today, while I was at home watching Netflix, my parents drunkenly stumbled through the door making out the whole time. I thought that the situation couldn't get worse. But then my dad asked me if I had a condom they could use.

今天，當(dāng)我正在看netflix的時(shí)候，我爸媽醉醺醺，跌跌撞撞地進(jìn)了門(mén)，全程都在親熱…這有點(diǎn)過(guò)了吧！但是，緊接著，我老爸問(wèn)我有沒(méi)有避孕套可以借他去用…真是夠了！

Today，my 3-year-old missed the toilet. In the time it took me to get paper towel to clean it up, my one-year-old decided it was the perfect puddle to play in.

今天，我三歲的小孩沒(méi)找著廁所。我正準(zhǔn)備找紙巾去清理干凈，我一歲的小孩就在那個(gè)完美的“水坑”里玩耍起來(lái)…真是夠了！

Today, my mother-in-law texted to wish me a happy birthday. She spelled my name wrong and it's not my birthday.

今天，我的岳母給我發(fā)短信，祝我生日快樂(lè)。她拼錯(cuò)了我的名字，而且, 今天并不是我的生日。真是夠了！