I was going to be a doctor.
我將要成為一名醫生。
What happened to your plans?
你的計劃怎么了?
I got a D in college chemistry.
我在大學化學考試中得了D。
Well, a D is better than an F.
好吧,D要好于F。
A tutor helped me get the D!
一個助教幫我拿到了D!
So, you didn't become a doctor.
所以,你不會成為一名醫生。
And now I'm glad that I didn't.
現在我很高興我不會成為醫生。
Why's that?
為什么?
A hospital is the most dangerous place in the world.
醫院是世界上最危險的地方。
Oh, yes, because of all the killer germs.
噢,是的,因為那些致命的細菌。
If you're a smart doctor, you stay away from hospitals.
如果你是一名聰明的醫生,你會遠離醫院。
Yes, the smart doctors are those TV news doctors-no hospitals, no patients.
是的,明智的醫生是那些電視新聞里的醫生--沒有醫院,沒有病患。
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