I hate shaving.
我討厭刮胡子。
Me too.
我也是。
I just cut myself again.
我又一次自己刮。
Did you use a new blade?
你用新刀片了嗎?
It doesn't matter. Old blades cut, new blades cut.
沒關系。舊刀片可以刮,新刀片也可以刮。
Maybe you should use an electric shaver.
或許你應該用電動剃須刀。
They make a lot of noise, but they don't give a close shave.
它們有很大噪音,但是不會有刮傷的危險。
Maybe you should stop shaving.
或許你不該再刮胡子。
And grow a beard?
然后讓胡子長起來?
Sure. Why not?
當然。為什么不呢?
Because food and other stuff sticks in my beard.
因為食物和其他東西會粘在我的胡子上。
Hmm. Here's an idea. Put cream on your face and have the cat lick it off.
嗯。我有個主意。把剃須膏涂在臉上讓貓咪舔干凈。
What?
什么?
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