Y: Aren't the Rocky Mountains beautiful, Patrick? 多么壯觀的洛基山脈！啊！I'm so glad you agreed to go skiing with me.

P: Uhhh..Yeah, the Rocky Mountains are beautiful, Yang Chen. But I guess when you asked me to go skiing with you, I didn't realize you meant to go ski jumping.

Y: Of course, we are going ski jumping. 高臺滑雪。多刺激啊。Say, Patrick, 你臉色發綠. Are you feeling okay?

P: Actually, Yang Chen, I look green because I'm afraid of heights. And right now I'm feeling a little sick.

Y: 你有恐高癥啊！Well, think about it this way, once you slide down the take-off ramp and make your jump─you will be at the bottom.

P: I have to ski down there?

Y: Yup. There's only one way to learn, Patrick. Here let me give you a little push.

P: No, Yang Chen, wait. Don't push me.

Y: 跳啊，多么籃的天，快點兒跳。跳下去你就會融入藍天。。。

P: I have no idea what you are talking about, it sounds like some kind of cheesy Japanese movie.

Y. All I'm saying is "Jump"!

P: .Nooooooooooooooo à à.Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah. (Thudding sound)

Y: (Calling down the ramp). Are you OK, Patrick?

P: (Weakly, calling back) Yeah, I'm okay. I'm glad I'm still alive.

Y: Good, it's my turn next. 該我跳了。You better get out of my way.

P: (Calling up) Okay, I'm out of the way. It's all clear. You can jump now, Yang Chen.

Y: Okay! Here I go! Yeeeeee-haaaawwwww! (Sound of sliding down a ramp, landing).

P: Wow, Yang Chen. That was a great jump! And a perfect landing, too.

Y: I love ski jumping!

Here I go again. Yeeeeee-haaaawwwww!