Hairdresser: How do you want your hair cut?

Daniel: I want it the way Beckham wears it.

Hairdresser: Who is Beckham?

Daniel: Are you kidding me? Even the girls know Beckham. Whatever, I have a picture of him here.

Hairdresser: You are a big fan of him! He has strong legs.

Daniel: Sure, he is a soccer star.

(After cutting Daniel's hair, the hairdresser finds Daniel sleeping.)

Hairdresser: Hey, wake up. It's done. How do you like it?

Daniel: Oh, my God. It's disaster. It makes my head look like a soccer ball.

Hairdresser: But it's the same hairstyle.

Daniel: It looks like the hairstyle of Kahn who stands beside him in the picture.

Hairdresser: Oh. I made a mistake. I thought the guy on the right was Beckham.

Daniel: He plays outside right but it doesn't mean he has to stand on the right.

Hairdresser: Sorry, but do not worry. I think I can fix it. Just cut a little more off the temple.

Daniel: Do it, please.

理發師：你想要理什么樣的發型？

丹尼爾：我想要貝克漢姆的發型。

理發師：貝克漢姆是誰？

丹尼爾：你跟我開玩笑嗎？連女生都知道貝克漢姆。不管了，我這里有他的照片。

理發師：看來你很迷他了。他的腿很強壯哦。

丹尼爾：當然，他是足球明星嘛。

（頭發理完了，理發師發現丹尼爾竟然睡著了。）

理發師：嗨，醒醒。頭發理好了。你看怎么樣？

丹尼爾：哦，天啊。這是場災難。我的頭看起來像個足球。

理發師：但是你們的頭型看起來是一樣的啊。

丹尼爾：它看起來像站在他（貝克漢姆）身邊的卡恩的發型。

理發師：哦，我搞錯了。我以為右邊的那個是貝克漢姆。

丹尼爾：他踢右邊鋒，但這并不代表他非要站在右邊啊。

理發師：真對不起，不過別擔心。我想修剪一下就可以了。只要修剪一下鬢角就好了。

丹尼爾：就照你說的剪吧。

Daniel: I'm a big fan of Beckham, the great football player. I wear my hair the same way he does. He plays outside right and he is really cool. He is so famous that even the girls know him. I hope I can meet him in the future.

wear vt. 蓄，留

kid vt. 開玩笑

picture n. 圖片

fan n. 狂熱者

soccer n. 足球

disaster n. 災難

hairstyle n. 發型

beside prep. 在……旁邊

outside right 右邊鋒

temple n. 鬢角

1.Even the girls know Beckham.即使女孩子們也知道貝克漢姆。因為丹尼爾認為會有更多的男孩子喜歡足球，所以做為一個男理發師當然更應該知道，這里丹尼爾用的是諷刺的說法。

2.He plays outside right but it doesn't mean he has to stand on the right.他打右邊鋒并不意味著他一定要站在右邊。貝克漢姆踢的位置是右邊鋒，而在照片中他站在左邊，理發師把卡恩當成了貝克漢姆，所以丹尼爾這樣諷刺他。

五官和體型的詞匯

基礎詞匯

hand 手

leg 腿

eye 眼睛

mouth 嘴巴

teeth 牙齒

arm 手臂

nose 鼻子

foot 腳

提高詞匯

waist 腰

neck 脖子

thumb 拇指