Two countries were at war. The bigger country prayed to God,
"God, our Lord! That country may be small but they are very
vicious! They refuse to obey us or offer tributes to us every year.
Would You please help us hit their capital and kill them
all tomorrow!" God didn't say anything.
The next day, the bigger country came back: "Why?
Didn't we ask You in our prayers to help us strike their capital
and kill them all? Why did You send our missiles into the sea.
What do You mean by that?"
God replied, "Well, I am sorry! But your rival country
also prayed to me for exactly the same thing!"

上帝也傷腦筋

有兩個國家打仗，那個比較大的國家跟上帝禱告說：「上帝、主啊！
那個國家雖然這么小，不過好兇哦！不服從我們，也不供養，
每年要一點點供養都不給，您幫我忙，明天擊中他們首都中心，
讓他們全部都死光光！」上帝沒講什么。
　明天那個大國又再來說了：「唉？我不是跟您禱告過了嗎？
我要擊中它的首都中心讓他們死光光！你怎么把我的彈送到海里面去？
是什么意思啊？」上帝就說：「哎呀，對不起啦！
另外那個對方的國家也向我禱告一模一樣的事！」