I will laugh at the world.

No living creature can laugh except man.

Trees may bleed when they are wounded,

and beasts in the field will cry in pain and hunger,

yet only I have the gift of laughter

and it is mine to use whenever I choose.

Henceforth I will cultivate the habit of laughter.

我要笑遍世界。

只有人類才會笑。

樹木受傷時也會流“血”，

禽獸也會因痛苦和饑餓而哭嚎哀鳴，

然而，只有我們才具備笑的天賦，可以隨時開懷大笑。

從今往后，我要培養笑的習慣。

I will smile and my digestion will improve;

I will chuckle and my burdens will be lightened;

I will laugh and my life will be lengthened.