The Same Service

A man who had been married for ten years was consulting a marriage counselor.

"When I was first married, I was very happy. I'd come home from a hard day down at the shop, and my little dog would race around barking, and my wife would bring me my slippers. Now everything's changed. When I come home, my dog brings me my slippers, and my wife barks at me."

"I don't know what you're complaining about," said the counselor, "You're still getting the same service."

同樣的服務

　　有位結婚十年的男人，正向婚姻顧問請教。

　　“新婚時我非常幸福。在市區的商店里累了一天，回到家里，小狗圍著我又跑又叫，妻子忙給我拿來拖鞋。現在一切都變了。小狗給我叼來拖鞋，妻子對我又喊又叫。”

　　“我不知道你有什么可抱怨的，”顧問說，“你得到的服務還是同樣的嘛。”