I know who god is!

A boy says to her mother, "Mom, is God a man or woman?"
The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is
both man and woman."
The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"
The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."
The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay
or straight, mommy?"
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God
is both gay and straight.
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks
he finally has answered his question: "Is God Michael Jackson?"

上帝是男是女

一個男孩問媽媽： 媽媽上帝是男人還是女人？
媽媽想了一下說： 上帝既是男人也是女人。
男孩疑惑的問： 那上帝是黑人還是白人？
媽媽答到： 上帝既是黑人也是白人。
男孩感到很好奇： 上帝是喜歡男人還是女人？
媽媽有點擔心的回答：上帝既是男人也是女人。
男孩想了一下，突然臉上露出得意的神色， 上帝
是邁克爾杰克遜嗎？