Who Is The Laziest?

There is a funny story about laziness. Three young men

were lying by the roadside doing nothing. A person

passed by and asked curiously, "Ah! What are you

three doing here?" They said,"Oh! We are very lazy,

so we are lying here. We do not want to work."

The person said, "Well, if this is so, you tell me

how you are lazy. I shall give one dollar to the

laziest person." If one wants to be lazy, one might

as well be completely lazy so that others have nothing

to say. One of the lazy ones said, "I am very thirsty.

I am both hungry and thirsty. I have a pear in my pocket,

but I am so lazy that I cannot take it out."
The next one said, "Well! That is nothing. The sun

keeps shining in my eyes. It hurts my eyes, but I am

too lazy to turn my head around." The third person said,

"Well, the two of them are not so bad. I am the laziest."

He continued, "I want to go to sleep very badly. I am

exhausted! But I am too lazy to close my eyes."

誰最懶

　有一個好玩的故事，有關于懶惰。有三個少年躺在路邊沒事做，

一個很好奇的人經過那里，他說：「啊！你們三個在干什么？」

他們就說：「哎呀！我們太懶了，所以躺在這邊不想工作。」

那個人說：「好，既然這樣子的話，你們現在講你們懶惰的

地方給我聽，誰最懶，我會給他一塊錢！」要懶的話就懶到底，

給人佩服。其中一個說：「我現在非常口渴，又餓又渴，

有一個梨子在我口袋里面，不過我好懶喔！拿不出來。」

另外一個說：「哎！這個不算什么，現在太陽一直照我的眼睛，

很刺眼啊，不過我懶得轉頭。」第三個就說：「哎呀，

他們兩個還很好啦，我是最懶的。」他說：「現在我好想、

好想睡覺，好累喔！不過我懶得閉眼睛。」