Useless card

One day an agricultural representative went outside,

when he saw a farmer who was working in the fields.

The man said to the farmer, “I’d like to inspect your fields.”
The farmer answered, “Ok. But don’t go into that field.”
The man was angry and put a card out of his pocket,

“you know, I am authorized to inspect by government.

Do you see this card? I have the right to see any fields of yours.”
Hearing this, the farmer didn’t say anything and

continued to do his work. For a while the man run

madly towards the farmer, and a bull with horn was

chasing after him. The farmer then yelled to him,

“Show it your card to see!”

沒用的名片

一天一個(gè)農(nóng)業(yè)代表外出的時(shí)候，看到農(nóng)田里有一個(gè)農(nóng)夫。

這人對(duì)農(nóng)夫說(shuō)：“我想視察你的農(nóng)田。”
農(nóng)夫回答：“可以。可是你不要到那塊田里去。”
這人很生氣，從衣服口袋里拿出一張名片說(shuō)：“你要知道，

我可是被政府授權(quán)的。看到這張名片了嗎？

我有權(quán)利看你任何一塊土地！”
聽到這話，農(nóng)夫什么都沒說(shuō)，繼續(xù)干自己的活兒。

過了一會(huì)兒，那人向他跑過來(lái)，一個(gè)長(zhǎng)著犄角的公牛正在追他。

農(nóng)夫于是喊道：“給它看你的名片！”