歌詞：

Now, Rainbow, my dear, I cannot express my delight

It's abundantly clear

That somewhere out here

Is the pet that will suit you just right

I can't wait to get started, but first let me set a few rules

It's of utmost importance

The pet that I get

Is something that's awesome and cool

Fluttershy: Awesome, cool, got it!

I have so many wonderful choices, just wait, you will see

I need something real fast like a bullet to keep up with me

Sure! How 'bout a bunny?

They're cutesy and wootsie and quick as can be

Cutesy? Wootsie? Have you even met me?

Rainbow, have faith

You see, I will bet you

Somewhere in here is the pet that will get you

Fluttershy: Come on, the sky's the limit!

Rainbow Dash: Sky is good. I'd like it to fly.

Fluttershy: Really? Because I think this widdle puddy tat has your name written all over it. Yes, he does. Aww, look, he likes you!

Rainbow Dash: Pass.

I have so many wonderful choices for you to decide

There are otters and seals

With massive appeal

Rainbow Dash: Otters and seals do not fly.

Fluttershy: Maybe not, but I've seen this particular seal catch ten feet of air when he breaches the water!

Rainbow Dash: That's it. I'm outta here.

Wait! There must be a pet here

That will fit the ticket

How 'bout a ladybug, or a cute cricket?

Rainbow Dash: Bigger. And cooler.

Fluttershy: Bigger, cooler. Right.

I've got just the thing in that tree, Dash

Meet your new fabulous pet, Squirrely!

Rainbow Dash: It's just a squirrel.

Fluttershy: Not just any squirrel. A flying squirrel!

Rainbow Dash: ...Yeah. So, like I was saying...

Fluttershy, pal, this won't cut it

I need a pet to keep up with me

Something awesome, something flying

With coolness that defies gravity!

Fluttershy: I'm sensing you want an animal that can fly.

Rainbow Dash: Ya think?

I have plenty of wonderful creatures who soar in the sky

Like a sweet hummingbird or a giant monarch butterfly

Rainbow Dash: Better, but cooler.

I see. How 'bout an owl, or a wasp, or a toucan?

There's so many wonderful creatures the likes of that

There are falcons and eagles

They are both quite regal

Or perhaps what you need is a dark and mysterious bat?

Rainbow Dash: Now you're talking! But instead of just one standout, now that's too many.

So many choices, and such riches aplenty

Fluttershy: Not a bad problem to have, if you ask me.

The bat would be awesome, but the wasp I'm digging too

Do you have something in a yellow striped bat?

Fluttershy: No.

I've got a hot pink flamingo, just dying to meet you

A prize! That's it! There's really just one way

To find out which animal's best

Hold a contest of speed, agility, and guts

That will put each pet to the test

Don't forget style, that should be considered

Then we'll know for sure who's best of the litter

The one who is awesome as cool

Just like me

Can't settle for less, 'cause I'm the best

So a contest we will see

Who's the number one, greatest, perfectest pet

In the world for me!

May the games

Begin!

Rainbow Dash: And may the best pet win!