Advertise

Why don’t you advertise for your lost dog?
The dog can’t read.
你的狗丟了，為什么不登個(gè)廣告？——狗又不識(shí)字。

Beggar: Can you help me? I have lost my legs.
Gentleman: I haven’t got them. Why don’t you advertise for them?
乞丐：您能幫幫我嗎？我失去了雙腿。
紳士：我沒撿到它們，你為什么不登尋物啟示呢？
注：I have lost my legs.還可理解成：我把雙腿丟了。

Advertising is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
廣告是85%的困惑和15%的傭金。
注：現(xiàn)在很多廣告云山霧照，人們很困惑，不知道它在說什么，但廣告策劃者拿走了15%的傭金。

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough to get money from it.
廣告可以被描述為長(zhǎng)時(shí)間俘虜人類智力從中賺錢的科學(xué)。
注：廣告狂轟爛炸，廣告產(chǎn)品逐漸走進(jìn)了人們腦子，自然他們就賺到了錢。