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The paparazzi out in force for a glimpse of Chicago's elusive celeb. We have some amazing news for the city of Chicago. Chance the snapper, all five feet of him was nabbed overnight after a week on the land. Today wearing a red bow tie introduced to his adoring public. It is a beautiful beautiful alligator. When he was first spotted in a park local volunteer alligator Bob offered to track him down.
Then specialist Frank Robb was imported from Gator Central, Florida, where Gators belong. Everybody's got different blessings. This is my blessing. In the dead of night suddenly he appeared and was snagged with a fishing rod unharmed. He should run for office here I think he'd probably win. Chicago's resident reptile now awaiting a new home in a zoo or sanctuary and his claw print on the Walk of Fame.
