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Hello. My name is Simone. You know how people tell you if you get nervous when onstage,
大家好。我是Simone。人們總是告訴你，當你在舞臺上感到緊張的時候，
picture people in the audience naked? Like it's this thing that's supposed to make you feel better.
假想觀眾都沒穿衣服就好了。說的就像這真能讓你感覺好點一樣。
But I was thinking -- picturing all of you naked in 2018 feels kind of weird and wrong.
但是我一直在想——在2018年想象你們都沒穿衣服 實在有點不太對啊。
Like, we're working really hard on moving past stuff like that,
我們都有在努力克服這樣的問題，
so we need a new method of dealing with if you get nervous onstage.
所以我們需要一種新方法，來應付舞臺恐懼癥。
And I realized that what I'd really like is that I can look at you as much as you're looking at me,
我意識到，我真正想要的是我能跟你們看著我一樣看著你們，
just to even things out a little bit. So if I had way more eyeballs, then we'd all be really comfortable, right?
只是為了公平一點。所以如果我有更多眼睛的話，那我們就都會很舒服，對吧？
So in preparation for this talk, I made myself a shirt. It's googly eyes.
所以為了準備這次演講，我給自己做了件T恤。這就是大眼睛T恤。
It took me 14 hours and 227 googly eyes to make this shirt.
花了我14個小時，以及227個大眼睛貼片。
And being able to look at you as much as you're looking at me is actually only half of the reason I made this.
能夠像你們看著我一樣看著你們這件事，其實只是我制作這件T恤的部分原因。
The other half is being able to do this.
另一半原因是我可以這么玩兒。
