Honesty is your best defense and offense.
坦誠是你最佳防御也是最佳攻擊。
You need to react when people cry.
聽到別人哭，你得有點反應啊。
I did, I rolled my eyes. Look, eventually, you'll learn to do that on the inside.
我有啊，我翻了個白眼。終有一天，你會學會淚往心里流。

The need to find another human being to share one's life with has always puzzled me. Maybe because I'm so interesting all by myself. With that being said, may you find as much happiness with each other as I find on my own.
人啊，窮盡一生追尋另一個人來共度一生的事，我一直無法理解。或許我自己太有意思，無需他人陪伴，所以。我祝你們在對方身上得到的快樂與我給自己的一樣多。
Easy doesn't enter into grown-up life.
成年人的生活里面沒有容易兩個字。
Give me a bottle of something to help me forget my problems.
給我來瓶酒，忘記憂與愁。