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THE DEFINITION of a perfectionist:
完美主義者的定義：
someone who wants to go from point A to point A+.
想要從A到A+的人。
OMG! MY MOM JUST SAID ...
天啊 ！媽媽說(shuō)…
In the good old days, a mother might utter something a little,
過(guò)去美好的時(shí)光里，媽媽的話可能有點(diǎn)
well, wacky, and only the kids would know. Now they can blab on Twitter using #momquotes.
好吧，怪怪的，但聽到的只有孩子，現(xiàn)在他們可以在Twitter上用#momquotes分享。
Growing up, my mom would often say, "If you kids didn't cost so much,
長(zhǎng)大了，媽媽常說(shuō)：“如果孩子花費(fèi)不高的話,
I could drink wine that comes out of a bottle."
我會(huì)喝瓶裝酒。”
Instead of LOL, my mom will text OTAH ... for Oh That's a Hoot.
媽媽發(fā)的不是LOL而是OTAH（Oh That's a Hoot）…意思是哦，太好了。
I told my mom that I did a report on Mary, Queen of Scots, and she said, "She ruled Ireland, right?"
我告訴媽媽，我做了一份關(guān)于蘇格蘭女王——瑪麗的報(bào)告，媽媽說(shuō)，“她統(tǒng)治愛爾蘭的，對(duì)吧?”
My mom said, "You know what I need? A selfie stick.
媽媽說(shuō)：“你知道我需要什么嗎？我需要一個(gè)自拍桿，
So whenever I see someone taking a selfie, I can hit them with the stick."
每當(dāng)我看到有人在自拍，我就可以打他們了。”
Mom: I keep my cell phone turned off so my bill won't be too high.
媽媽：我把手機(jī)關(guān)掉，這樣話費(fèi)就不會(huì)太高。
Me: But how can I call you?
我：但是我怎么聯(lián)系你呢？
Mom: I'll turn it on if u call.
媽媽：如果你給我打電話，我就開機(jī)。
Me: Mom, if you could have any power, what would you want?
我：媽媽，如果你有一種能力的話，你想要什么能力?
Mom: To sleep through the night without getting up to pee
媽媽：一覺睡到天亮，不用起來(lái)上廁所。
