地點：莫妮卡和錢德勒公寓
人物：老友六人，威爾
事件：感恩節，高中校友威爾來家里做客，吃飯時對瑞秋奚落不斷。


劇情文字
Rachel: All right, who would uh, like some yams? Will?
瑞秋：誰想，嗯，吃地瓜泥？威爾要嗎？
Will: Oh, you’d like that, wouldn’t ya?
威爾：哦，你就喜歡那樣做，對嗎？
Rachel: What? Oh y’know what? Can we please keep the chicken and the turkey and everything on the other side of the table? The smell is just yuck!
瑞秋：什么？哦，你們看這樣行嗎？把雞肉跟火雞這些東西放到桌子另一邊去？那個味道真是好惡心！
Will:Typical.
威爾：太典型了。
Rachel: I’m sorry. What?
瑞秋：抱歉，你說什么？
Will: I said it was typical. Typical of you, Rachel Greene, Queen Rachel does whatever she wants in little Rachel land.
威爾：我說太典型了。瑞秋·格林，你的典型作風，瑞秋女王在瑞秋王國里想做什么就做什么。
Joey: Seriously, who is this guy?
喬伊：說真的，這家伙是誰啊？
Rachel: Umm, I’m sorry. Do you—do you have a problem with me?
瑞秋：嗯，抱歉，你是，你是對我有什么意見嗎？
Will: I don’t know? Do I? Do I?
威爾：我不知道。我有嗎？我有嗎？
Phoebe: I think you do.
菲比：我覺得你有。
Monica: Apparently you were umm, a little mean to him in high school.
莫妮卡：很明顯，呃，高中的時候你對他有點刻薄。
Will: A little mean? You made my life miserable!
威爾：有點刻薄？你讓我活在了痛苦的深淵！
Rachel: I’m–I’m—I had no idea. I’m sorry. I…
瑞秋：我，我……我不知道。對不起。我……
Will: Well you should be. Screw it! Bring on the yams!
威爾：是，你應該感到抱歉。管它呢！把地瓜泥拿過來給我！