地點：莫妮卡和錢德勒公寓
人物：莫妮卡，錢德勒
事件：本來排斥泡澡的錢德勒在莫妮卡的說服下嘗試了一次，之后便一發不可收拾。然而他自己在家洗泡泡浴卻出了問題。

Monica: What's wrong?
莫妮卡：出什么事兒了？
Chandler: I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The water's tepid. The salt didn't dissolve and is now… lodged places. And the scents I used don't complement each other. Eucalyptus and chamomile—Oh!
錢德勒：我自己放洗澡水，但是好像弄錯了什么。水溫溫的，浴鹽沒有溶解，所以現在它……結塊了。還有，我用的香料好像也不配。桉樹和柑橘味？哦！
Monica: What?
莫妮卡：怎么了？
Chandler: The bath salts! They're starting to effervesce! It's different. It's interesting.
錢德勒：浴鹽！它們開始起泡泡了！感覺很不一樣。有意思。
Monica: Okay, let's talk about something else.
莫妮卡：好啦，我們談談別的吧。
Chandler: Yeah! Sure, sure. So, what was going on with you today? Oh-oh-oh!
錢德勒：好啊！當然，當然。那么，你今天過得怎么樣？哦，哦，哦！
Monica: Well, I actually had the weirdest conversation with Joey. He was talking about rules and right and wrong and…
莫妮卡：嗯，我和喬伊進行了一場非常怪異的談話。他講到了規矩啊、對錯啊之類的東西，還有……
Chandler: I had the exact same conversation.
錢德勒：我之前也跟他有過完全一樣的交談。
Monica: You did? What was he talking about?
莫妮卡：是嗎？他說了些什么?
Chandler: I don't know! Joey hasn't had this much trouble getting out words since we saw him in Macbeth!
錢德勒：我沒聽懂！在喬伊演完《麥克白》之后，我還沒看到過他像現在這樣說不出話來呢！
Monica: That was a long night.
莫妮卡：那晚可真漫長啊。